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Kids Hoodies

Mothman Moss Mycelia Kids Hoodie

Description: Some of you have never stretched out on a bed of moss and quietly yearned for the puslsing rhythm of the earth to merge your physical body with the dirt so you can download the mysteries of the universe via the mycelia and it shows.

Tags: cryptid, esoteric, forest, monster, moss

Mothman Moss Mycelia Kids Hoodie

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Feral Free Jimothy Kids Hoodie

Description: I love Jimothy the disabled raccoon and I don't care who knows.

Tags: animal, cartoon, critter core, critters, cute

Feral Free Jimothy Kids Hoodie

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Fight Like Hell Kids Hoodie

Description: May we open our hearts and minds, reckon earnestly with our wrongs, and fight like hell for a better life for everyone.

Tags: cats, democratic socialist, leftist, red rose, roses

Fight Like Hell Kids Hoodie

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Anti-AI Squonk Kids Hoodie

Description: Everything depresses Squonk, but gen AI is a particular sore spot of his, apparently. Shirt is hand drawn by ME, the artist, and has the text "AI Makes Me Cry"

Tags: anti ai, creature, cryptid, cryptozoology, folklore

Anti-AI Squonk Kids Hoodie

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Existential Dread Mushroom Kids Hoodie

Description: This mushroom is crashing out a little bit.

Tags: dark humor, existential crisis, existential dread, funny, humor

Existential Dread Mushroom Kids Hoodie

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Meditative & Magical Slug Kids Hoodie

Description: Neil the magical slug staring into the abyss of his psyche with the wise words "retreat any time deep within the palace of your mind."

Tags: affirmation, inspirational, magic, magical, nature

Meditative & Magical Slug Kids Hoodie

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Dreams Are Patient Kids Hoodie

Description: A sleeping cat on a quilt dreaming of infinity. "it's ok if you don't know. dreams are patient."

Tags: cats, divination, dreams, esoteric, kitty sleeping

Dreams Are Patient Kids Hoodie

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Fill Your Cup Kids Hoodie

Description: Fill your cup with divine audacity. Bigfoot is pouring you a cup of magical coffee.

Tags: cool art, cryptid, divine, divine feminine, high strangeness

Fill Your Cup Kids Hoodie

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Empathy Is Cool Kids Hoodie

Description: Financial advice: budget your attention, invest in empathy

Tags: animal, compassion, creature, critter, kindness

Empathy Is Cool Kids Hoodie

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Magnificent Weirdo Mothman Kids Hoodie

Description: It's ok to take up space, you magnificent weirdo. Love, Mothman

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, inspirational, motivational, strange

Magnificent Weirdo Mothman Kids Hoodie

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Trust the Process Crow Kids Hoodie

Description: Keep your heart open, trust the process.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, corvid, fantasy

Trust the Process Crow Kids Hoodie

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Words Are Spells Kids Hoodie

Description: This cat has traveled far and wide to import their infinite knowledge. "speak with intention, words are spells"

Tags: affirmations, cat, fantasy, full moon, magic

Words Are Spells Kids Hoodie

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You Can Sit With Us (But It's Gonna Be Weird) Kids Hoodie

Description: A group of cryptids that love Mean Girls. Mothman, Bigfoot, Hopkinsville Goblin, Fresno Nightcrawlers, and the Flatwoods Monster.

Tags: aliens, bigfoot, cryptids, flatwoods monster, fresno nightcrawler
Express Yourself Raccoon Kids Hoodie

Description: I revel in the freedom of self expression!

Tags: cute animals, express yourself, individuality, raccoon funny, self expression

Express Yourself Raccoon Kids Hoodie

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Joy is Resistance Kids Hoodie

Description: A Pride month homage to the one and only Maurice Sendak.

Tags: bigfoot, bisexual, critters, cryptid, gay pride

Joy is Resistance Kids Hoodie

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Goblin Mode Activated Kids Hoodie

Description: Let everyone know you are feral. Goblin Mode activated!

Tags: creepy cute, cryptid, cryptozoology, goblin, halloween

Goblin Mode Activated Kids Hoodie

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Creeps Get The Claws Kids Hoodie

Description: Flatwoods Monster is not putting up with your crap anymore. Creeps get the claws.

Tags: braxton, cryptid, feminism, flatwoods, flatwoods monster

Creeps Get The Claws Kids Hoodie

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Community Care Ducks Kids Hoodie

Description: Community care is ducking awesome

Tags: community care, critters, ducks, leftist, mutual aid

Community Care Ducks Kids Hoodie

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I Need My Trinkets Crow Kids Hoodie

Description: A crow illlustration surrounded by his trinkets with the text: "I'm a soft marshmallow soul. I need my trinkets to feel safe."

Tags: animal, bird, critters, crows, empathy

I Need My Trinkets Crow Kids Hoodie

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Critters Are Sacred Kids Hoodie

Description: Honor the raccoons, posssums, squirrels, and various critters you encounter. Critters are sacred!

Tags: animal lover, cute animals, forest, hiking, nature

Critters Are Sacred Kids Hoodie

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Slow Down Deer Kids Hoodie

Description: Slow down, take care, stay curious

Tags: chill, critter, curious, cute, cute animal

Slow Down Deer Kids Hoodie

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Spooky Blessings Mothman Kids Hoodie

Description: Grab a coffee and spend your fall with the lovely Mothman. Spooky blessings to ye!

Tags: autumn, creature, cryptid, fall, halloween

Spooky Blessings Mothman Kids Hoodie

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Oglebayfest 2025 Kids Hoodie

Description: Event poster for Oglebayfest 2025 featuring Mothman and the stag statue from Wheeling, WV.

Tags: creature, cryptid, oglebay, west virginia, wheeling

Oglebayfest 2025 Kids Hoodie

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I'm Tired and My Brain Is Soup Kids Hoodie

Description: I'm tired and my brain is soup. Yes, I drew this "meme." Now you can get it on a shirt!

Tags: animal, animals, anxiety, baby deer, brain

I'm Tired and My Brain Is Soup Kids Hoodie

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Fox Mulder's Office Kids Hoodie

Description: Do you think I'm spooky? Hand drawn by me: Shapelessflame.

Tags: aliens, cryptids, dana scully, extraterrestrial, fox mulder

Fox Mulder's Office Kids Hoodie

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Felt Cute Mothman Kids Hoodie

Description: Felt cute, might swoop down and chase folks on a dirt road later, idk...

Tags: creature, cryptid, funny, halloween, monster

Felt Cute Mothman Kids Hoodie

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They Aren't Worth It Kids Hoodie

Description: Trust me, they aren't worth it.

Tags: animals, foxes, let em cook, love yourself, motivational

They Aren't Worth It Kids Hoodie

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Camping with Friends Kids Hoodie

Description: Four friends eating s'mores and enjoying the fire on their camping trip. Features Bigfoot, Mothman, Flatwoods Monster, and Loveland Frogman.

Tags: appalachia, bigfoot, campfire, camping, flatwoods monster

Camping with Friends Kids Hoodie

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Know Your Cryptids Kids Hoodie

Description: Know your cryptids features six creatures: Mothman, Sasquatch, Flatwoods Monster, Loveland Frogman, Jersey Devil, and Loch Ness Monster.

Tags: bigfoot, cryptid, flatwoods monster, frogman, jersey

Know Your Cryptids Kids Hoodie

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Woodland Goblin Kids Hoodie

Description: Deep in the forest lives the woodland goblin. He loves moss, rocks, and being left alone.

Tags: forest, gob, goblin, goblin core, hiking

Woodland Goblin Kids Hoodie

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Trash Magick Kids Hoodie

Description: A raccoon manifests their most deepest desires.

Tags: comics, cute animals, inspiration, law of attraction, manifestation

Trash Magick Kids Hoodie

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Professional Fartist Kids Hoodie

Description: Are you a professional artist with a lot of fiber in your diet? You might also be considered a professional fartist. Let this cute gerbil tell the world for you.

Tags: artists way, critters, funny, funny artist, gerbil

Professional Fartist Kids Hoodie

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Well, Fart on My Heart Mouse Kids Hoodie

Description: A cute lil mouse having a rough time.

Tags: comic, critter, fart, funny, funny slogan

Well, Fart on My Heart Mouse Kids Hoodie

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Precious Lil Scamp Kids Hoodie

Description: A lil fox sleeps with the words: Sorry I didn't text back. I was napping in the brush like a precious lil scamp.

Tags: critter, critters, cute, cute animals, fox

Precious Lil Scamp Kids Hoodie

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Always Squirreling Away New Books Kids Hoodie

Description: A.S.A.N.B. always squirreling away new books! Perfect for yourself or that book lover in your life.

Tags: book, book collector, books, forest creature, reader

Always Squirreling Away New Books Kids Hoodie

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Seasonal Depression Bear Kids Hoodie

Description: Is it season depression or burn out? Surprise! It's both. Poor black bear.

Tags: animals, bear, black bear, burnout, depression

Seasonal Depression Bear Kids Hoodie

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