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Cheeky Lil' Freak Mothman T-Shirt

Description: Mothman brandishing a sword inside a fairy ring? Sure. Why not?

Tags: creature, cryptid, fairy ring, forest, hiking
Existential Dread Mushroom T-Shirt

Description: This mushroom is crashing out a little bit.

Tags: dark humor, existential crisis, existential dread, funny, humor
Antifascist Raccoon Tote

Description: A cute lil raccoon eats an egg by her sink with the text: Fascism loves a hungry woman, but I refuse to starve.

Tags: antifa, critter, feminism, feminist, food lover
Meditative & Magical Slug T-Shirt

Description: Neil the magical slug staring into the abyss of his psyche with the wise words "retreat any time deep within the palace of your mind."

Tags: affirmation, inspirational, magic, magical, nature
Dreams Are Patient T-Shirt

Description: A sleeping cat on a quilt dreaming of infinity. "it's ok if you don't know. dreams are patient."

Tags: cats, divination, dreams, esoteric, kitty sleeping
Fill Your Cup Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Fill your cup with divine audacity. Bigfoot is pouring you a cup of magical coffee.

Tags: cool art, cryptid, divine, divine feminine, high strangeness
Empathy Is Cool T-Shirt

Description: Financial advice: budget your attention, invest in empathy

Tags: animal, compassion, creature, critter, kindness
Magnificent Weirdo Mothman T-Shirt

Description: It's ok to take up space, you magnificent weirdo. Love, Mothman

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, inspirational, motivational, strange
Trust the Process Crow T-Shirt

Description: Keep your heart open, trust the process.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, corvid, fantasy
Words Are Spells T-Shirt

Description: This cat has traveled far and wide to import their infinite knowledge. "speak with intention, words are spells"

Tags: affirmations, cat, fantasy, full moon, magic
Let's Chill and Listen to Records T-Shirt

Description: A cute frog chills, smokes, and listens to some classic hip hop records in his basement rec room.

Tags: cute animals, frog, hip hop, music lover, rap music
You Can Sit With Us (But It's Gonna Be Weird) T-Shirt

Description: A group of cryptids that love Mean Girls. Mothman, Bigfoot, Hopkinsville Goblin, Fresno Nightcrawlers, and the Flatwoods Monster.

Tags: aliens, bigfoot, cryptids, flatwoods monster, fresno nightcrawler
Redneck Mothman T-Shirt

Description: Psst, y'all they're treading on you.

Tags: class consciousness, cryptid, labor union, leftist, monster
Express Yourself Raccoon T-Shirt

Description: I revel in the freedom of self expression!

Tags: cute animals, express yourself, individuality, raccoon funny, self expression
Joy is Resistance T-Shirt

Description: A Pride month homage to the one and only Maurice Sendak.

Tags: bigfoot, bisexual, critters, cryptid, gay pride
Goblin Mode Activated Shorts

Description: Let everyone know you are feral. Goblin Mode activated!

Tags: creepy cute, cryptid, cryptozoology, goblin, halloween
Creeps Get The Claws Mug

Description: Flatwoods Monster is not putting up with your crap anymore. Creeps get the claws.

Tags: braxton, cryptid, feminism, flatwoods, flatwoods monster
Community Care Ducks T-Shirt

Description: Community care is ducking awesome

Tags: community care, critters, ducks, leftist, mutual aid
I Need My Trinkets Crow T-Shirt

Description: A crow illlustration surrounded by his trinkets with the text: "I'm a soft marshmallow soul. I need my trinkets to feel safe."

Tags: animal, bird, critters, crows, empathy
Critters Are Sacred Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Honor the raccoons, posssums, squirrels, and various critters you encounter. Critters are sacred!

Tags: animal lover, cute animals, forest, hiking, nature
Slow Down Deer T-Shirt

Description: Slow down, take care, stay curious

Tags: chill, critter, curious, cute, cute animal
Spooky Blessings Mothman Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Grab a coffee and spend your fall with the lovely Mothman. Spooky blessings to ye!

Tags: autumn, creature, cryptid, fall, halloween
Oglebayfest 2025 T-Shirt

Description: Event poster for Oglebayfest 2025 featuring Mothman and the stag statue from Wheeling, WV.

Tags: creature, cryptid, oglebay, west virginia, wheeling
I'm Tired and My Brain Is Soup T-Shirt

Description: I'm tired and my brain is soup. Yes, I drew this "meme." Now you can get it on a shirt!

Tags: animal, animals, anxiety, baby deer, brain
Fox Mulder's Office Tote

Description: Do you think I'm spooky? Hand drawn by me: Shapelessflame.

Tags: aliens, cryptids, dana scully, extraterrestrial, fox mulder
Slow Mornings Mothman Mug

Description: Easing into middle age. Give me slow, morning coffee and the gentle chirping of birds.

Tags: bird watching, cabin life, coffee, cryptid, drinking coffee
Felt Cute Mothman Tapestry

Description: Felt cute, might swoop down and chase folks on a dirt road later, idk...

Tags: creature, cryptid, funny, halloween, monster
They Aren't Worth It Sticker

Description: Trust me, they aren't worth it.

Tags: animals, foxes, let em cook, love yourself, motivational
Camping with Friends Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Four friends eating s'mores and enjoying the fire on their camping trip. Features Bigfoot, Mothman, Flatwoods Monster, and Loveland Frogman.

Tags: appalachia, bigfoot, campfire, camping, flatwoods monster
Know Your Cryptids Pillow

Description: Know your cryptids features six creatures: Mothman, Sasquatch, Flatwoods Monster, Loveland Frogman, Jersey Devil, and Loch Ness Monster.

Tags: bigfoot, cryptid, flatwoods monster, frogman, jersey
Big Hermit Energy Mug

Description: Big hermit energy. Piss off.

Tags: branches, forest, funny quote, goblin, greenery
Woodland Goblin Shorts

Description: Deep in the forest lives the woodland goblin. He loves moss, rocks, and being left alone.

Tags: forest, gob, goblin, goblin core, hiking
Trash Magick Baseball T-Shirt

Description: A raccoon manifests their most deepest desires.

Tags: comics, cute animals, inspiration, law of attraction, manifestation
Professional Fartist Tote

Description: Are you a professional artist with a lot of fiber in your diet? You might also be considered a professional fartist. Let this cute gerbil tell the world for you.

Tags: artists way, critters, funny, funny artist, gerbil
You Might Be an Opossum Tote

Description: Signs you might be an opossum...

Tags: animal, appalachia, appalachian, critter, cute
F**k Around and Find Out Groundhog T-Shirt

Description: I wouldn't mess with this groundhog.

Tags: critter, find out, fuck around and find out, funny, humor

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